BORN AGAIN
Every time you help me stick up for myself
I am Born Again.
You always shine a light and inspite of myself
I am Born Again.
I may not be fixed or faultless or changed at the core
But Hell,
I sure am twice the man than before.
Every time you champion my child
I am Born Again.
You always find a way to make me smile
And I am Born Again.
You may not be fixed or faultless or changed at the core
But Hell,
We sure are a team, and forever more.
GOBLIN OF MY EYES
The fucker
He knows I'm half way through the month,
And he knows I easily forget
What's gone before and how many's left.
The sneaky little fucker.
Scheming and kaniving, plotting and waiting
With his spanner in my works
And my works ripe for the impending confusion.
The sneaky little cowardly fucker.
Lingering unseen until I am blind and tired,
Boney fingers itching not for both,
But just one.
Just to piss me off.
The sneaky little cowardly bastard fucker.
I know he's there, it must be true,
A twelve year routine gone awry?
I'm no fool,
I've Googled you,
I've done the research, I have the brains,
I just forget, that's all.
The sneaky little cowardly bastard slimy fucker.
Don't think I haven't seen the solution,
The salty puddle next to the case.
Drink it up you filthy, salty shit!
Drink it all up and die from salt poisoning!
Drink it up and...
What's that on the floor?
Oh, there it is.
There's my contact lens.